Thanks to Matt for sending this to me…I really enjoyed it:
A man was out jogging in the forest one day when a frog called out to him and said “if you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful princess” he bent down and picked the frog up and put it is his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said “if you kiss me and turn me back into a beautify princess I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and hoe you are my hero” The man took the frog out of his pocket smiled and return the frog to his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said “if you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I’ll stay with you for a year and do anything you want” Again the man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and put it back in his pocket.
Finally the frog asked, “whats the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautify princess and that ill stay with your for a year and do anything you want. Why wont you kiss me?”
The man replied, “look I’m a triathlete. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.”