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		<title>Best comeback line ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 16:18:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Stephen Blake</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think that this is probably the best comeback line I have ever heard: Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on National Public Radio (NPR) by a female broadcaster. General Reinwald was about allow a Boy Scout Troop to visit his unit and the Marines were planning on giving them an introduction to the defence [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think that this is probably the best comeback line I have ever heard:</p>
<p>Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on National Public Radio (NPR) by a female broadcaster. General Reinwald was about allow a Boy Scout Troop to visit his unit and the Marines were planning on giving them an introduction to the defence force and firearms:</p>
<p><strong>Female Interviewer:</strong> So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?<br />
<strong>General Reinwald:</strong> We&#8217;re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.<br />
<strong>Female Interviewer:</strong> Shooting! That&#8217;s a bit irresponsible, isn&#8217;t it?<br />
<strong>General Reinwald:</strong> I don&#8217;t see why, they&#8217;ll be properly supervised on the rifle range.<br />
<strong>Female Interviewer:</strong> Don&#8217;t you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?<br />
<strong>General Reinwald:</strong> I don&#8217;t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.<br />
<strong>Female Interviewer:</strong> But you&#8217;re equipping them to become violent killers.<br />
<strong>General Reinwald:</strong> Well, Ma&#8217;am, you&#8217;re equipped to be a prostitute, but you&#8217;re not one, are you?</p>
<p>The radio went silent and the interview ended.</p>
<p><strong>Gotta love Marines!!</strong></p>
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